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The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.

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Anonymous asked: You will like her one day.

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Anonymous asked: I feel that you guys would be good together.

We’d go to fun. concerts and our children would be beautiful. Our lives would be pretty swell.

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Anonymous asked: Do you like that girl in that picture you posted? Like how do you feel about her?

Bahaha no, we’re just friends. We’re just super close is all. We rely on each other not to do stupid things and not to lose our minds on a fairly daily basis. 

But she’s stellar!

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This girl right here? She’ll probably have my children. 
She likes Lydia, One Direction, fun., and for some reason me. 
But also, she’s a pretty swell gal.
Also, she works at a Chinese restaurant, cause she’s a total Wasian. 

This girl right here? She’ll probably have my children. 

She likes Lydia, One Direction, fun., and for some reason me. 

But also, she’s a pretty swell gal.

Also, she works at a Chinese restaurant, cause she’s a total Wasian. 

So, my hair was possessed by the devil today. Thus, I took out the rusty old straightener and pulled a me circa 2009/10. Pete Wentz would be proud. Except not really.

EDIT: I would like to add. God, I’m attractive.
DOUBLE EDIT: /sarcasm #sexyfaces

Aubrey Plaza in Anti-Drug Dog (x)

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